Apparently, in her infinite sexxi hotti-ness wisdom, FG has discovered this blog. A terrible terrible situation, if I do say so myself… She was NOT happy. Luckily, I carry, among other things, a wide variety of flavored prophylactics, for a party in the mouth. When I offered to take her to my quarters so she could go through my stash (It’s got more flavors than Baskin Robbins, I tell her, and I know that she LOVES ice cream!), and pick out a flavor that appealed to her, she politely declined and then proceeded to crush my testicles into dust. It was SOOOOOO eroticly charged out here today… Simply because I thought MAYBE she would want something flavorful to chew on. We’re outta gum.
Worry not, loyal followers! I managed to side step a heart wrenching divorce, simply by asking her how she could be sure that she was the FG I was referring to? I mean, really? Self centered much, sexxi hotti?
I love when FG raises her eyebrows so high that they look like they may disappear into her hairline somewhere. She drummed her fingers on the desk, and, tongue in cheek, told me she was praying for me… Our marriage lives to see another day!
On another, more serious note, AHB has arrived safely at LRMC, Germany, for treatment. ACB is no longer on my list of updates, unfortunately, but I will contact his wife for details.
LA’s husband, the yellow bellied piece of shit, has been located and is just fine, until his soon-to-be ex wife returns home.
LB has arrived safely into our midst, gods help us all. An amazing M to work with, I look forward to humiliating her on this in the near future.
The Lt’s service is next week, in his hometown somewhere in the Carolinas. Still waiting for intel on that.
Please continue to pray for the families of our missing Ms.